Discover the uproarious and unexpectedly stylish world of Old Jewish Men with this must-have manual. Learn all about their peculiar eating habits, fashion choices, navigating the city, and schmoozing skills. Have you ever pondered why Old Jewish Men love cottage cheese and melon so much? Or if Larry David and Bernie Sanders go to the same barber? And who will be the next big name in the OJM scene? (FYI: You don't actually have to be old, Jewish, or a man to fully embrace the lifestyle.) Packed with useful lingo, thorough deli and coffee shop rundowns, and ten classic OJM archetypes, from NYC schlubs to tough guys to grumpy intellectuals, this book makes the perfect gift for any Jewish father, grandfather, uncle, brother, or anyone who appreciates a good healthy dose of timeless Jewish humor. Featuring quirky and comical illustrations, chapters include: Surviving in This Crazy World; The Art of Chit Chat;